My friend Rachael Acks reviews horrible movies for charity. Here is her latest, for Fifty Shades of Grey. You should read the review, because it’s hilarious. Her review raised $845 for domestic violence charities.
You’ll see no such review from me, because I attempted about 20% of the book before I deleted it out of sheer boredom and frustration. I only made it that far because I read all of Ana’s insipid “Oh my!”s in George Takei’s voice, but even that couldn’t save it. I did skim through it to see if there were any good parts; there were not. Let’s face it, there is nothing more frustrating than boring porn. I can’t even write a funny review out of it, but Dave Barry can, so go read his.