Rachael’s Fifty Shades of Grey Review

My friend Rachael Acks reviews horrible movies for charity.  Here is her latest, for Fifty Shades of Grey.  You should read the review, because it’s hilarious.  Her review raised $845 for domestic violence charities.

You’ll see no such review from me, because I attempted about 20% of the book before I deleted it out of sheer boredom and frustration.  I only made it that far because I read all of Ana’s insipid “Oh my!”s in George Takei’s voice, but even that couldn’t save it.  I did skim through it to see if there were any good parts; there were not.  Let’s face it, there is nothing more frustrating than boring porn.  I can’t even write a funny review out of it, but Dave Barry can, so go read his.

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